Friday, 21 August 2009

ITS NOT MY JOB TO KISS ASS!!

seriously!!!! mengada-ngada gile la.....

dah la BITCHES like a girl!!!

hypocrite like hell!!!!

pakcik misai pangkat sarjan :D

so we were at KFC awhile ago, coz we wanted to treat ourselves before puasa starts. then, there were the two of us just chatting away, enjoying our meals...

lemme tell u this, if u know aireena, she can tell u some crap and make u laugh ur head off! yeaps, that good i tell you. so she was telling me some hilarious stories about her funny little brother and of coz, me being me was laughing at her stories coz it was so damn funny!

then suddenly, i heard a voice ahead of me, shouting something like...."Oi!" OR "
hei!" so i looked up and saw this man who was glaring at me, followed by a number of heads turning to us and that moment it hit me that he was angry coz i was laughing out loud! hahahahaha!!!!!! now, that was a first!

so pakcik misai pangkat sarjan nie was angry coz we (but i think its mostly me) was laughing oh-so-loudly! and the funny part was, i dun even think i was 'that' loud....seriously, if he sees my friends or better yet, if he ever sets foot in the restaurant while my groupmates are around, hahahahaha.......pengsan la pakcik tu!

thats not all. after aireena and i was done with our story, we got up to wash our hands and when we turned around, we noticed he had his whole family to turn around to look at us!
man....marah sungguh pakcik misai nie nampaknyer!

cool okay pakcik.....just chill ;)

ps: nasib baik meowth was facing the wall...kalau dia nampak muka pakcik tu, n muka org2 yg pusing pandang our table, stress la nampaknyer meowth nnt. hehehe.....

Monday, 17 August 2009

Potong Saga!

this was linked to me by a friend...



watch it! its hilarious!!

so, here's some info about the film (taken from 15MALAYSIA)

"15Malaysia is a short film project. It consists
of 15 short films made by 15 Malaysian filmmakers. These films not only deal with socio-political issues in Malaysia, they also feature some of the best-known faces in the country, including actors, musicians and top political leaders. You may think of th
em as funky little films made by 15 Malaysian voices for the people of Malaysia."

and yes, just like what they said.....its free movies for everyone. you wont be charged single dime ;)

p/s: i would luuuurrrveeeeee to watch all the movies but damn, im pressed for time! st
upid radiology crap to be sent by tomorrow! damn....






Saturday, 15 August 2009

various meanings of Douche Bag

douche bag
(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a tot
al moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. Somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
6. Someone who; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe. closely related to; asshole.
7. Individual, or individuals who piss you off on good days, and piss you off even more on bad days.

Examples:
1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."
3. Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser douchebags just rolled into the club and not sirprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fesitval and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
4. "God, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."
5. What a stupid Douche Bag, he has no clue what he is talking about!

inspirational quote

"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves,"
-Carl Jung-

how true that is.....

especially at times like these when im constantly annoyed at something or somebody...

gosh!
i wish i can be more igno
rant. theres another saying that goes, " what doesnt kill you will only make you stronger,"

so technically, if it doesnt matter to you, it wont bother you but if you look at it
as a lesson to be learned, it can make you a better person.

now moving on to the next question, how do i shut these things out of my radar and be able to say that it doesnt matter to me at all??? coz the thin
g is, even when it didnt concern me or even if it does a little, i tend to take it pretty hard and that just annoys the hell out of me. man.... see how things get complicate as we speak??? in addition to the fact that i feel like im slowly mutating my
self to be the person that i dont want to be...

in the end i know its about self preseverance. if ure strong on the inside, you'll not be easily swayed. maybe if i start pretending that it d
idnt matter to me, in time i should be able to actually BELIEVE that myself!

hahaha.......my ramblings!