Mathematic that were not taught in school...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

> > Smart man + smart woman = romance
> > Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> > Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> > Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

> > Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> > Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> > Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> > Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

> > A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
> > A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

> > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> > A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

> > To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
> > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

> > Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

> > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

> > A woman has the last word in any argument.
> > Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
> > Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next.." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

courtesy of purnima devi ;D

Hmm.....

So today only husna showed up at the ward this morning. Ipit and amal datang buat catwalk jer... Then husna came to our ward, feeling all scared and stressed up coz the nurse was asking her where her friends are. In my mind, sure we can't rely on the 4 people to show up so my mind went straight to nadia la. Obviously coz she was there in the class when we were raving and ranting and she sure as hell sounds like she's a victim too.

So I msged her, "nadia, nie nurul. Kau tak datang ward ker pg nie? Ktorg tgk husna sorang2 kat ward. Korang nie biar betul. Semalam berkobar2 gile tak nak buat perangai...."

Before replying me she messaged husna first, nak mengadu la nie.... "Husna, nurul marah aku"

Then she replied this, "Aku da ckp kt husna aku dtg lmbt. ala,mcm la ko xpnah buat"

Hmm....... Pointing fingers to others now are we??

So I replied back, "Mmg la. Aku tak ckp yg ktorg nie rajin sgt. Tp aku fikir after what happened yesterday maybe things will be different for just one day. Dahla nadia...aku tak berniat nk marah kau pun. Bukannya aku rapat sgt ngan kau sampai nak marah2 sesuka hati...ktorg kesian kat husna jer..."

So in the end, NATO= no action, talk only.......




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WTH?????!!!!!

We were at ward 5 then suddenly surender called purni telling us that dr. Khaled wants to see us. We were like, "oh no.....do we have to follow his ward round too?"

So we took our sweet time walking to ward 1 happily. Then, when we reached the ward, F2 was standing around dr khaled, so we joined them. Dr khaled who was talking to a pharmacist stopped turned to us and said, "I have decided that I will resign from being your lecturer. I will not teach anymore, you can find yourself a new lecturer to teach you,"

I was like WTH??????

Rupanya, he came this morning and asked if anyone completed their clerking sheet but apparently none of the six had clerked anything! Some of them had but they wrote in the rough paper when this dude wants it written in a proper clerking sheet. He went on about why these smarty pants who claimed to come at 815am (when actually they entered the ward at 915am) but cannot even manage to clerk a single case...seriously, I totally understand where he's coming from. This dude came in for ward rounds only to find the students wandering around the ward doing nothing and when being asked for the clerking sheet no one completed theirs...mana la tak marah!!

But then again, what about us?? This is obviously not our fault. How can we take the blame for someone elses mess?? That's just ridiculous! Seriously, we try so hard to please this dude. I even came back on a public holiday for my on call just not to get on his bad side. We're all trying so hard to make this right, and these mother fuckers are trying to ruin it all!!!

Dahla tak de rasa bersalah langsung! These morons don't think they did anything wrong at all! the walking vagina even said, "tak kisahla kalau dia tak nak ajar," obviously since he is a self proclaimed genius whereas all of us are 'bodoh' (which was his very own words). If he thinks that he's damn smart and that he didn't need the consultant then that's his problem. He can go see the consultant himself and tell him that he won't be needing his teaching and spare us the trouble...

But if you think that freaking hypocrite will ever have the balls to do that, lemme me tell you this, that idiot don't even have enough balls to spare for himself!

Marahnyer dengan mangkuk2 tu! Selfish gile.....

Gosh, and to think I still have a month and a half with these people. Oh brother....

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Fw: First entry via email

Previously I tried with cloak & dagger and guess what??? It worked!!! Hahaha.....my KEJAKUNAN!!!

Will upload the picture of my brand new baby soon :) but first thing to do is to borrow camera from jaja. Sure my baby can snap photos too but just with his 3.2 megapixel it won't do justice to him...hehe....

Ok...laters! Wanna try twitter plk ;)

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-----Original Message-----
From: poisedgal26@gmail.com
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 2009 05:54:41
To: <poisedgal26.jiggy.bubba@blogger.com>
Subject: First entry via email

Hehe...I'm so jakun! This is my entry using my new baby storm :) just trying it here before I start posting to diversion....

Testing. Testing!! One two three! Hehehe.....I'm so lame ;)
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