Saturday 15 August 2009

various meanings of Douche Bag

douche bag
(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a tot
al moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. Somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
6. Someone who; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe. closely related to; asshole.
7. Individual, or individuals who piss you off on good days, and piss you off even more on bad days.

Examples:
1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."
3. Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser douchebags just rolled into the club and not sirprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fesitval and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
4. "God, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."
5. What a stupid Douche Bag, he has no clue what he is talking about!

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